Wilson Mizner

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education.

Life is a tough proposition and the first hundred years are the hardest.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.

The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it.

God help those who do not help themselves.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

- Wilson Mizner