Victor Borge

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

- Victor Borge