Tom Lehrer

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

- Tom Lehrer