Terry Pratchet - The Last Continent

Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.
Terry Pratchet - (on the big bang theory)
In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded.
Terry Pratchet - Sourcery
I meant, said Ipslore bitterly, what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?
Death thought about it.
Cats, he said eventually. Cats are nice.

- Terry Pratchet - The Last Continent