Stanislaw J. Lec - "Unkempt Thoughts"

The first condition of immortality is death.

People find life entirely too time-consuming.

When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.

You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
Stanislaw J. Lec
Do not ask God the way to heaven; he will show you the hardest one.

All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.
Stanislaw J. Lec - Unkempt Thoughts
I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it as a reward.

Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.
Stanislaw J. Lec
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

There are grammatical errors even in his silence.
Stanislaw J. Lec
Never lie when the truth is more profitable.
Stanislaw J. Lec
Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.

- Stanislaw J. Lec - "Unkempt Thoughts"