Spike Milligan - The Goons

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.
Spike Milligan - from "The Goon Show"
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
Spike Milligan - (1918 - 2002)
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

- Spike Milligan - The Goons