Scott Adams - The Dilbert Future

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Scott Adams - Dilbert
Technology: No Place for Wimps!
Scott Adams
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls. Collectively, these methods are known as "nutty methods." Or you can put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer models, more commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time."
Scott Adams
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
Scott Adams - The Dilbert Future
No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot.
Scott Adams
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Scott Adams - The Dilbert Future
Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account.
Scott Adams
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
Scott Adams
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
Scott Adams
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

- Scott Adams - The Dilbert Future