Robert Orben

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.

To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

- Robert Orben