Robert Byrne

In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.

In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.

In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.

To err is human, to purr is feline.

Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.

Getting caught is the mother of invention.

Love will find a lay.

Partying is such sweet sorrow.

Nobody ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have while trying to write one.

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)

Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.

Getting caught is the mother of invention.

Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

- Robert Byrne