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Robert Benchley
An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.
Streets full of water; please advise.
Tell us your phobias, and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.
The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating a complicated piece of machinery with any success.
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
- Robert Benchley