Noel Coward

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Your motivation? Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it.

The higher the buildings, the lower the morals.

I can take any amount of criticism as long as I can consider it unqualified praise.

Television is for appearing on - not for looking at.

Television is for appearing on - not for looking at.

The higher the buildings, the lower the morals.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like marmalade.

- Noel Coward