Ken Thompson

I know nothing.

SCCS is the source-code motel -- your code checks in but it never checks out.

When in doubt, use brute force
Ken Thompson - quoted by Dennis Ritchie
Just think, IBM and DEC in the same room, and we did it.

If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there.

Just think -- IBM and DEC in the same room -- and we did it. Makes you feel warm inside.

Maybe I should have screwed up.

- Ken Thompson