Johnny Carson

Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
Johnny Carson - people magazine special issue
I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
Johnny Carson - Playboy Interview - December 1967
Who could follow Carson? Well, believe me, somebody can - and will.

- Johnny Carson