Jerry Seinfeld

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Jerry Seinfeld - Seinfeld episode "The Van Buren Boys" - broadcast on February 6, 1997
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!

There is no such thing as "fun for the whole family."
Jerry Seinfeld - Seinfeld
Men want the same thing from women and their underwear: support, comfort, and freedom.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear... a little support, comfort, and freedom.

- Jerry Seinfeld