Jane Wagner

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
Jane Wagner - (and Lily Tomlin)
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

Our ability to delude ourselves may be an important survival tool.

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
Jane Wagner - (and Lily Tomlin)
Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
Jane Wagner - Lily Tomlin in "The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe"
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

- Jane Wagner