J.B. Priestley

Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.

One of the delights known to age, and beyond the grasp of youth, is that of Not Going.

A loving wife will do anything for her husband except stop criticizing him and trying to improve him.

Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves.

When I was young there was no respect for the young, and now that I am old there is no respect for the old. I missed out coming and going.

- J.B. Priestley