Herb Caen

The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.

There are more of them than us.

Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.

I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.

All American cars are basically Chevrolets.

The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.

The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.

- Herb Caen