H. Allen Smith - "Let the Crabgrass Grow"

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
H. Allen Smith
When there are two conflicting versions of a story, the wise course is to believe the one in which people appear at their worst.
H. Allen Smith
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of "Ten Best".

- H. Allen Smith - "Let the Crabgrass Grow"