George Will

The Berlin Wall is the defining achievement of socialism.

The phrase "domestic cat" is an oxymoron.

Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.
George Will - Newsweek, 2/22/93
...in the lexicon of the political class, the word "sacrifice" means that the citizens are supposed to mail even more of their income to Washington so that the political class will not have to sacrifice the pleasure of spending it.

- George Will