Franklin P. Adams

There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.

The best part of the fiction in many novels is the notice that the characters are purely imaginary.

There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country really needs is a good five-cent nickel.

I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.

To err is human; to forgive, infrequent.

I hate the pollyanna pest who says that all is for the best.

- Franklin P. Adams