David Letterman

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.

Fine art and pizza delivery, what we do falls neatly in between!

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.

- David Letterman