Col. Jack Ripper - commander of Burpleson AFB to Group Capt. Mandrake (Peter Sellers) in Dr. Strangelove

(Clemenceau) once said that war is too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he may have been right...but now, war is too important to be left to the politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought...And I can no longer, sit around and allow Communist subversion, Communist corruption, and Communist infiltration of our precious bodily fluids.

- Col. Jack Ripper - commander of Burpleson AFB to Group Capt. Mandrake (Peter Sellers) in Dr. Strangelove