Bill Watterson - "Calvin", Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons

Today my spirit is going to school while my body stays in bed.
Bill Watterson - Calvin and Hobbes
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
Bill Watterson
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
Bill Watterson - Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes"
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Bill Watterson - Calvin & Hobbes
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
Bill Watterson - cartoonist
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Bill Watterson - Calvin and Hobbes
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
Bill Watterson - Calvin and Hobbes
I have plentyof common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
Bill Watterson - Calvin and Hobbes
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Bill Watterson - cartoonist, "Calvin and Hobbes"
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Bill Watterson
I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us.

- Bill Watterson - "Calvin", Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons