Bill Cosby

Sigmund Freud once said, "What do women want?" The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

If you can find humor in anything, you can survive it.
Bill Cosby - Playboy Interview - May 1969
I really do plan to get out of show business within five years or so.
Bill Cosby - Time Flies
One of the great mistakes that can be made by a man of my age is to get involved in athletic competition with children--unless, of course, they are under six. And even then, stay away from hide-and-seek.

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.

- Bill Cosby