Bette Midler

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

I never know how much of what I say is true.

Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is to work hard. People have an obligation to live up to their potential.

I never know how much of what I say is true.

- Bette Midler